Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Rats, Trash, King, Thai 101......


Ok so I met this dude last night from SF, and we hit it off, he works sound in the bay. He works all over, Shoreline, The Warfield. Which is fucking closing down. Major bummer. So anyhow, it was getting late and I went to go grab a few Chang Beers. Which is a crazy beer. Its a lager, so it should be light, right... Nope! It says it is 6.7% on the bottle but it turns out that it is totally unregulated, and it can range from 6-12% and they are liter beers. So you can drink one and it will taste good and light, then the next can just put you on your ass. And wont even taste the same, each batch is completely different. Its danger! So on my way to 7-11! sev lev! which is dope they have the coldest drinks around. By far not even a competition. Any how these Thai people need to learn about placing trash into a damn trash can and not on the street or the gutters that run along the street. which is like an ant farm for roaches and rats. There are huge nasty looking rats everywhere. Its nasty, the rats open the bags and then the roaches come out and eat what the rats left behind. I have a rat trained eye, most people don't see these little devils. After living in Chicago and the Sanitation Union went on strike, oh man rats took over the city, and you were allowed to kill them any way possible. That was fun target practice. Oh yeah and SF the rats are ninja rats. They only move stealth and in the shadows. All my friends thought I was seeing things, but that was just not the case. Eagle eye. Not that eagle eye..... more like eye of the hawk. 

So for one learn about trash, it goes in a bin? And oh whats up with the fucking King, Why the hell does everyone love him? He is a dork. I am not to into the guy. There are more pictures of this guy than anyone in the world. There is a picture of him doing almost everything other than taking a crap. Its the strangest thing. They also need to learn that Cold means Cold, not cooler than the outside temp. They have learned about the coozy, which won super points on my chart. Every bar has a stack of them. Much needed. Oh yeah and safe clean food signs. Ha I wont even get into that. River water to clean your wok, ahhh its just not cutting it. But Clean means clean! Just a thought. 

Anyhow I got sidetracked but Chang beer! its kind of awesome. You really only need one or two to do the trick, and if you don't know about them and try and keep up with the pack, oh watch yourself. It makes the Germans loose it, turn red and getter done. They cant hang.

I just want to know why everyone loves the King? I mean everyone. I haven't met a single person that didn't. And the King doesn't like You Tube. So its banned altogether, whats up with that? Wimp. 

Well I got my ticket to KL so I leave TL just in time my Visa expires tomorrow so that worked out. Opted for the Plane over the bus and train! 

Oh I think anyone who comes here bring a t-shirt that says NO MASSAGE! its getting old. 

peace....

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