KL! Scammer's Paradise. Nut kick

So we arrived in Kuala Lumpur two days ago. We flew directly from a small beach town in Thailand so we cut out all the bus's and trains for about double the price. Well well worth it. So we made it through immigration and customs, and I saw a duty free so we decided to but a bottle of booze and save a shit load. The beer and booze is outrageously over priced here in Malaysia. We got a bottle of Bourbon for about 15 usd. Not bad at all. So we wondered into the heart of KL to the main bus and train station called sentral station. From there we found a nicely priced and pretty clean and a decent AC room for about 6 bucks a night each. Noisy as hell but we were burnt out from lugging our shit around taking buses and the train system here. It was better than the others we checked out after that. So what ever Right?

So we walked around a bit trying to get our bearings, did a pretty long and smog filled walk. We then stumbled in the Bargainers Market. Aka China Town Market. Its fucking nuts, I mean they had the best knock offs of anywhere, Malaysians are known for the best knock offs. I spent hours upon hours playing with these turkey's getting them way lower than they feel comfortable. I learned more about fake watches and what the other guys were lieing about. It was crazy and super fun. I have now found out where and what to buy. I didn't end up buying shit though. Always felt like I could get a better price. What ever! I don't need any of that shit.

So after a few hours of this total overload of crap we opted to going and eating. We ate headed back to the room and started drinking some Bourbon. We met this British Chap whom just got scammed out of 1200 pounds earlier that day he was looking a bit down so we invited him up to our room to drink and play some domino's. It was all good fun but it turned out we had cardboard walls and were keeping up the whole hostel.

So drunk and not tiered we opted to hit the town. So Cole and I went on a really long ass walk trying to get lost. We did, and then found our way back, I had broken my flip flop buy this time and was pissed walking KL wasted and barefoot. Nasty shit here man. So we are walking down some stairs of this big ass bank and I come up to a group of seven Malay's, said something? not sure what. It is all a bit foggy. But they were fucking pissed, so they surround me about four or five and all start kicking me in the balls, from there they start punching me in the back of my head and when Cole is saying hey hey he is sorry and trying to smooth everything out. They kick him in the balls and head and so on.

We were both so blown away that this was happening. I was like fuck did this guy kick me in the nuts! what the fuck and then I was having two other guys trying to kick me in the nuts from the back, I was totally blown away I just kind of kept walking and headed to the street with my nuts in hand and could hardly fucking breath, looking back at Cole receiving the Malaysian nut kick! with the same look on his face! What ass hole pussy little shits.

We both got pretty worked, I didn't even have a chance to fight back. If I took my hands off my nuts and untucked them from the back of my leg, I might not had been able to make babies! I had 4 different directions of nut kicking and then one guy punching me in the head. Super super strange?

The good thing was I was pretty drunk and I didn't really feel anything other than the nuts. I just kept walking as if nothing happened. And these guys were huge, well huge for this midget infested city. I feel tall which is weird as shit.

We made it back to the hostel after the cops came and intercepted us along the way, all pissed off at us for some reason? they were on a moped and just told us to go home immediately. We did, passed out till about 4 pm and woke up with more than a hangover. I have bruises all over my ass and the back of my thighs, balls and back of my head, not to mention my testicles. A cut on my shoulder and a chipped tooth, a headache like no other, and the sorest jaw known to man. It was a pretty shitty day.

I took some pain killers after lunch and realized I never ate any of my lunch and it fucked up my stomach like no other! puked the rest of the night, bit it all day. But it was fun and funny as hell looking back. Malaysians are little ass pussy's that kick people in the balls. Not to friendly as a whole. I am off to Singapore today and Cole is off to Bali better times and people to come.

Peace KL cock suckers