BALI!!!!!

So I have been in Bali for the past while now. Its an Island paradise, waves, babes, and plain cheap cheap! I have been kicking it with my friends. Ayni, Chang boot, Hasselhof aka Cole, Noel and his whole fam, and my girl KT. Its been pretty amazing here so far. We hit up abunch of beaches and we are now gearing up for Ayni's B-Day. We will go to some other paridise spot on this island.

It is a crazy time driving here. I have rented a motor bike and have to drive on the oppisite side of the road with complete nut cases. There is sooooooo much fucking fumes from the motor bikes and big effin trucks that take forever to pass, so you are pretty much just sucking on the tail pipe until you have the room to pass. Its like a video game but a bit more real. Anyways just working on the bronze effect getting sun and trying to look a bit more german with this blond head of mine.

Crazytimes to come and it is quite a good time here, super glad to spend a lot of time on this place. Anyhow my nuts are almost completely healed and I still bear the bruises on my legs and thighs but all is well.

Noel is doing real well along with the whole family in Ubud, his place has good vibes and good music. We have hit up his Flava Lounge a few times now and its been a good time. It was nice to eat some good pizza and have a decent salad. Missing that stuff but the Indo food is off the hook as well. We r gonna stay here in Ubud for a bit longer and then maybe head to the beach for a bit. Get some quiet time with some nice ray action.

till then keepr-real

KL! Scammer's Paradise. Nut kick

So we arrived in Kuala Lumpur two days ago. We flew directly from a small beach town in Thailand so we cut out all the bus's and trains for about double the price. Well well worth it. So we made it through immigration and customs, and I saw a duty free so we decided to but a bottle of booze and save a shit load. The beer and booze is outrageously over priced here in Malaysia. We got a bottle of Bourbon for about 15 usd. Not bad at all. So we wondered into the heart of KL to the main bus and train station called sentral station. From there we found a nicely priced and pretty clean and a decent AC room for about 6 bucks a night each. Noisy as hell but we were burnt out from lugging our shit around taking buses and the train system here. It was better than the others we checked out after that. So what ever Right?

So we walked around a bit trying to get our bearings, did a pretty long and smog filled walk. We then stumbled in the Bargainers Market. Aka China Town Market. Its fucking nuts, I mean they had the best knock offs of anywhere, Malaysians are known for the best knock offs. I spent hours upon hours playing with these turkey's getting them way lower than they feel comfortable. I learned more about fake watches and what the other guys were lieing about. It was crazy and super fun. I have now found out where and what to buy. I didn't end up buying shit though. Always felt like I could get a better price. What ever! I don't need any of that shit.

So after a few hours of this total overload of crap we opted to going and eating. We ate headed back to the room and started drinking some Bourbon. We met this British Chap whom just got scammed out of 1200 pounds earlier that day he was looking a bit down so we invited him up to our room to drink and play some domino's. It was all good fun but it turned out we had cardboard walls and were keeping up the whole hostel.

So drunk and not tiered we opted to hit the town. So Cole and I went on a really long ass walk trying to get lost. We did, and then found our way back, I had broken my flip flop buy this time and was pissed walking KL wasted and barefoot. Nasty shit here man. So we are walking down some stairs of this big ass bank and I come up to a group of seven Malay's, said something? not sure what. It is all a bit foggy. But they were fucking pissed, so they surround me about four or five and all start kicking me in the balls, from there they start punching me in the back of my head and when Cole is saying hey hey he is sorry and trying to smooth everything out. They kick him in the balls and head and so on.

We were both so blown away that this was happening. I was like fuck did this guy kick me in the nuts! what the fuck and then I was having two other guys trying to kick me in the nuts from the back, I was totally blown away I just kind of kept walking and headed to the street with my nuts in hand and could hardly fucking breath, looking back at Cole receiving the Malaysian nut kick! with the same look on his face! What ass hole pussy little shits.

We both got pretty worked, I didn't even have a chance to fight back. If I took my hands off my nuts and untucked them from the back of my leg, I might not had been able to make babies! I had 4 different directions of nut kicking and then one guy punching me in the head. Super super strange?

The good thing was I was pretty drunk and I didn't really feel anything other than the nuts. I just kept walking as if nothing happened. And these guys were huge, well huge for this midget infested city. I feel tall which is weird as shit.

We made it back to the hostel after the cops came and intercepted us along the way, all pissed off at us for some reason? they were on a moped and just told us to go home immediately. We did, passed out till about 4 pm and woke up with more than a hangover. I have bruises all over my ass and the back of my thighs, balls and back of my head, not to mention my testicles. A cut on my shoulder and a chipped tooth, a headache like no other, and the sorest jaw known to man. It was a pretty shitty day.

I took some pain killers after lunch and realized I never ate any of my lunch and it fucked up my stomach like no other! puked the rest of the night, bit it all day. But it was fun and funny as hell looking back. Malaysians are little ass pussy's that kick people in the balls. Not to friendly as a whole. I am off to Singapore today and Cole is off to Bali better times and people to come.

Peace KL cock suckers

Off to KL

So back to the city vibe. I am headed to Kuala Lumpur today. We opted to take a short flight instead of all the bus and train mombo jumbo! its not much more and its about an 1/8 of the time. So in 4 Hours I am gonna be in Malaysia's capital city. Well we shall see and more to come on this one. Well ttyl.

jespe.

Rats, Trash, King, Thai 101......

Ok so I met this dude last night from SF, and we hit it off, he works sound in the bay. He works all over, Shoreline, The Warfield. Which is fucking closing down. Major bummer. So anyhow, it was getting late and I went to go grab a few Chang Beers. Which is a crazy beer. Its a lager, so it should be light, right... Nope! It says it is 6.7% on the bottle but it turns out that it is totally unregulated, and it can range from 6-12% and they are liter beers. So you can drink one and it will taste good and light, then the next can just put you on your ass. And wont even taste the same, each batch is completely different. Its danger! So on my way to 7-11! sev lev! which is dope they have the coldest drinks around. By far not even a competition. Any how these Thai people need to learn about placing trash into a damn trash can and not on the street or the gutters that run along the street. which is like an ant farm for roaches and rats. There are huge nasty looking rats everywhere. Its nasty, the rats open the bags and then the roaches come out and eat what the rats left behind. I have a rat trained eye, most people don't see these little devils. After living in Chicago and the Sanitation Union went on strike, oh man rats took over the city, and you were allowed to kill them any way possible. That was fun target practice. Oh yeah and SF the rats are ninja rats. They only move stealth and in the shadows. All my friends thought I was seeing things, but that was just not the case. Eagle eye. Not that eagle eye..... more like eye of the hawk. 

So for one learn about trash, it goes in a bin? And oh whats up with the fucking King, Why the hell does everyone love him? He is a dork. I am not to into the guy. There are more pictures of this guy than anyone in the world. There is a picture of him doing almost everything other than taking a crap. Its the strangest thing. They also need to learn that Cold means Cold, not cooler than the outside temp. They have learned about the coozy, which won super points on my chart. Every bar has a stack of them. Much needed. Oh yeah and safe clean food signs. Ha I wont even get into that. River water to clean your wok, ahhh its just not cutting it. But Clean means clean! Just a thought. 

Anyhow I got sidetracked but Chang beer! its kind of awesome. You really only need one or two to do the trick, and if you don't know about them and try and keep up with the pack, oh watch yourself. It makes the Germans loose it, turn red and getter done. They cant hang.

I just want to know why everyone loves the King? I mean everyone. I haven't met a single person that didn't. And the King doesn't like You Tube. So its banned altogether, whats up with that? Wimp. 

Well I got my ticket to KL so I leave TL just in time my Visa expires tomorrow so that worked out. Opted for the Plane over the bus and train! 

Oh I think anyone who comes here bring a t-shirt that says NO MASSAGE! its getting old. 

peace....

Krabi Town

Well, Krabi town has pulled us into the vortex! Fun town nice people. Its so cheap here. I'm paying 7.50 a night for a room with AC, TV, DVD. Its so nice to come home to. From here the beach is close, they also will take you to many of the islands for the day for pretty cheap. We bought our plane tickets to KL today.

been pretty mellow lately, nothing to really blog about. keep it real.