Patpong: Ping Pong Show

So we are all here wondering about Bangkok, and wow this city is huge. We have had two more days and nights filled with all types of adventures. The night before last we set off to an area called Patpong. It is famous for the Thai ping pong shows. It's a real downtown metropolitan area of Bangkok. Tons of sky scrapers and people of all races. We walked around for about an hour being constantly harassed by crazy Thai people to come in for one beer and see ping pong show or live sex show. We did some shopping and sightseeing. Let me tell you Bangkok has the best shopping in the world. From real vintage cloths to the almost real knock offs. The counterfeit items are so close to the real thing you sometimes wonder why people buy the real thing. We then wondered around some more being harassed the whole time, till we were fed up, we then headed to a restaurant and sat down and grabbed some grub. The food is wonderful here. From the little old street vendors selling pad Thai, or the sit down restaurants. The food is also the spiciest food I have ever had, I mean spicy!!! So after dinner we decided we couldn't leave Bangkok with out experiencing a pussy show so we decided on a place by the name Supper Pussy! It didn't hold up to the name. We walk in, more like dragged by some kind of street promoter trying to fill a quota. We are sat down and then they sic the girls on you, and by girls I mean 12-20 girls all wanted to help you with something or other. I was completely overwhelmed by this craziness so I headed to the bathroom to take a piss. I came back and Cole and Shang (aka Chang Boot) had managed to get rid of all the girls, ordered me a 10 dollar beer and were sitting close to the stag. That wasn't the end of it. The girls made there rounds again and again. They came asking for us to buy them a drink for 100 baht, No! Then they start massaging your neck and back which is nice then ask for money for the massage. Another NO! and that pissed them off this went on for about 30 Min's till they thought I was a broke joke. Ah now to the show, I am sure you have all herd your share of Bangkok stories which probably include a ping pong show, but this show, oh man it was one of the lamest shows I have ever been apart of. The girls are third to fifth string, most of them have had kids, and it really shows. They all don't know how to dance. They kind of just wiggle back and forth off beat with the most depressed look on there face.

They all had different skills. One girl would pull ribbons or razor blades out of her, some would shoot darts, blow out candles, smoke cigarettes. Some would drink coke, open bottles, make omelette's and what not. It took these girls forever to do a two to five second trick. And while you are waiting for this the other girls are just working the crowd, and I mean working it. What really surprised me was the amount of British women that were there and they were enjoying it more than anyone else. The show was one of the worst things I have ever been apart of or have seen. They were really busted ass girls. It was a must do though. I was happy in the long run. So anyone going to Bangkok stay far far away from the nasty ass ping pong show of Super Pussy.